if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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