im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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