Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only you would photoshop your dick
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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