Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You coming home soon, man?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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