I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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