My nipple is on Facebook.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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