Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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