I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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