WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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