Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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