i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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