He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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