if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How does one acquire holy water?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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