But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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