maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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