i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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