i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just saw a hot homeless man
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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