Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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