There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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