he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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