i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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