Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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