She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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