if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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