My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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