I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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