Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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