I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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