Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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