Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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