If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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