he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You can't just leave with hair like that
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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