she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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