i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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