ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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