So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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