WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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