I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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