I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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