The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
splinters make it hard to masturbate
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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