OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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