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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So. She dumped me today.

  (425): View more from Washington

  Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.

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• (858): View more from California

  I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?

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• (559): View more from California

  Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.

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• (747): View more from California

  I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom

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• (585): View more from New York

  I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.

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