I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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