why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You don't make any sense
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Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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