I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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