my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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