i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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