meet me or not, i'm out of control
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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