So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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