My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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