He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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