i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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