So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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