I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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