Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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