Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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