I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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