I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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