Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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