the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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