do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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